Community (noun) : a group of people living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in common

Day : 22

Location : Bullara Station, Baiyungu country

Kms travelled : 309

After our amazing Whale Shark Safari, we zoomed 65km north to Bullarra Station Stay. Kat had seen it regularly popping up as a ‘must do’ on Station Hoppers and was keen to check it out.

We arrived just after 5pm, narrowly missing the ‘happy hour’ free damper, but still in time to BYO beer and hear camp host John spin a yarn and recite some bush poetry. Set up camp in the enormous grounds at our allocated spot in the back corner (was it because we brought the-saddest-baby-in-the-world™ into the office at check in?) and Kat promptly left Sam with the grizzle baby to go enjoy the outdoor shower under the stars. (side note : Kat had been giving a shampoo bar a go for its zero waste properties while travelling, but after 3 weeks of tacky gross hair she could take it no longer and crawled back to the familiarity of stuff in a bottle – at least her brand of choice is not releasing microbeads into the environment – that’s something right?)

Reheated some left overs for dinner once Roly gave in and went to sleep (it’s not all blue eyes and smiles here, and gosh it’s good having a fridge in the back of the disco).

After watching a stunning outback sunrise over the paddocks from the comfort of our toasty tent the next morning we elected to stay another night at Bullara. Not only was it a characterful place warranting a little more time, but our next point of exploration, Cape Range National Park, had its campsites entirely booked out.(photos : beautiful Bullara)

Enjoyed coffee and scones at the Homestead, on offer each morning for $9, and did some laundry which dried the minute it went on the line it was so hot and windy, then headed off from our base to explore Exmouth and surrounds.

Bullara is 85km from Exmouth, and an easy highway drive. Along Minilya-Exmouth Road we passed RAAF Learmonth – the first reminder for Sam that work exists since our departure, and a possible career option should a caretaker position become available in the future, and stopped in at the impressive newly built ‘discovery centre’ – info centre + library + Shire offices + TAFE – for a look and to top up the water jerries (free potable water next to the big prawn).(photo : pretty big prawn, looks anatomically accurate)

On the opposite end of the peninsula to the reef, Exmouth felt a little more like a tourist top up spot than a hub from which to explore Ningaloo, despite having vastly more tour options than Coral Bay. Filled up with fuel at a local spot offering a discount to Bullara patrons, grabbed some groceries and did a lap of town past the amazing water play park (when you’re older Roly). Yardie Creek Road runs through the national park and along the reef and does link back up with the main road south of the park after a creek crossing, the condition of which is heavily affected by the tide. We stopped at the Cape Range Info Centre to see if it might be an option for us, but the stern lady at the desk turned us off with a flip book of photos of cars having become bogged, stuck or washed away at the crossing.(photos : whale shark theme predominates at info centres, unsurprisingly)

We settled for a swim and a snorkel at oft photographed Turquoise Bay. Here there’s a current along the reef creating a ‘drift loop’ where you pop in at one point and let the water carry you for a lovely snorkel down along the reef before you frantically swim back to shore to avoid being sucked out to sea.

(photos : can’t take a pic of the beach without millenials doing it for the ‘gram getting in the way #husbandsofinstagram, or dorks asking Dutch backpackers to take a family photo #mumtum)

After lunch and a dip we turned back the way we came, afterall, it was Burger Night at Bullara ($10, just byo plate) so we had to be back and ready by 6. At camp we took a shower in the lava-trees (get it? It took Kat a while to get the play on words) where a hose fills a holey bucket hanging from a tree and you can see the sky while you scrub. We’d actually missed the 4pm deadline to get on board with burgers, but station owner Edwina kindly took pity on our poor starving tent based family and russled up a few more patties for us. It was a great community atmosphere sharing a meal around a big campfire, Roly did the rounds meeting fellow campers and stared transfixed into the flames (definitely a budding pyromaniac).(photo : burgers and bonfires)

Whale Shark (Rhincodon typus) : a slow-moving, filter-feeding carpet shark and the largest known extant fish species

Day : 21

Location : Bullarra Station, Baiyungu country – more to come on this amazing place later!

Kms travelled : 69

Whale sharks swum with : 4

We had the campsite packed up in 15 minutes (a new record?!) and were ready and eagerly waiting our Whale Shark Safari with time to spare. We’d elected to go out with Coral Bay Eco Tours, a locally owned, carbon neutral company with heavy involvement from the local indigenous people (including the naming of their three boats – we went out on the Kai Aura – and running regular Coral Bay Dreaming sessions where an elder speaks to a group about the history of the land – sadly the next one was after we’ll have left the region). Winds of up to 25 knots were expected for the morning, and it was a bit touch and go if they’d cancel our trip, but in the end our tour of 12 people went ahead.

Roly decided to take his breakfast on the bus ride to the jetty, then demanded we change a truly awful nappy on getting on to the boat. Fortunately that was the end of any drama he was bringing, and he was a star baby the rest of the trip, taking naps rocked to sleep by the waves and spending his awake time cooing at the staff and grey nomads sharing our experience.

(photo : love the reef, probably referring to the other great reef, but still an appropriate shirt)

We had no shortage of offers to babysit while we had a snorkel, but didn’t need to make use of them, easily taking turns to snorkel on the Ningaloo Reef and then to do what we’d come for – swim with the magestic whale shark.

We were beyond lucky to see and swim with (I think) four different whale sharks, including two at once! (a rare occurrence given they are solitary creatures) Filter-feeders, meaning they eat plankton and krill much like a whale, they didn’t pose any threat to us, and didn’t seem to mind the company while pursuing their lunch. The largest of these amazing marine animals has been clocked at an impressive 18m long, our friends were in the 7m range. Kat and Sam (particularly Sam) being the more confident swimmers of the group were able to get almost some one on one time with the creatures! It was a well practiced system of the boat dropping a group off ahead of the shark, letting it swim by (and following it for a while if we could keep up), then being picked up by the boat again to repeat the process until the tourists or the whales tired of it. The whales are spotted by an overhead plane, shared between the two companies going out from Coral Bay (in Exmouth there’s apparently 5 spotter planes for 10 tour companies) and piloted by young bucks trying to get their hours up and German backpackers in the sack.

The two opportunities for a reef snorkel were also pretty spectacular. Along with beautiful coral and tropical fish we spotted a turtle and two rays (although not the manta ray that has a wingspan of 5-6m and gets its own specific tour).

(photos : boat life)

Forgot to check the waterproof camera was charged before we embarked, and it was not. Fortunately the expert services of Alex Kydd Photography were on hand, and given Sam in particular had provided so much photo fodder, we splurged and purchased his album of the day. Will share our faves when we can!

Courtesy Photo Post

Because the last post is a bit wordy, and because I’ve had some trouble with the app uploading photos when we’re in and out of phone reception, AND because the formatting on the last post went hella weird and these are written on a phone so it’s just all too hard basket to fix, here’s a bunch of pics from the last few days with pretty much no context so our followers (all 3 of you) don’t think we’re boring and will keep reading.

Swell (noun) : in the context of an ocean, sea or lake, is a series of mechanical waves that propagate along the interface between water and air

Day : 18, 19 & 20

Location : Quobba Blowholes & Gnaraloo Station, Maya country, Coral Bay, Thalanyji country

Warning : word heavy post ahead   will lift our game with the pics

(photo : kites and cliffs at Gnaraloo)

Kms travelled : 460, 134 & 390

In contrast to previous, we were near the last to leave the camp ground this morning, after a bit of a sleep in, some playtime with the baby and a delicious chocolate porridge of Sam’s culinary creation. As it always does, the road out felt much shorter than the road in, and before we knew it we were back in Denham. Stopped to separate our rubbish at the excellent recycling station, for our morning coffee and a change&feed before heading back to the mainland proper.(photo : recycling central)

Stopped at Eagle Bluff to walk the 200m board walk with spectacular views into the shallows below, where sea creatures abound. Spotted at least 3 sharks, a ray and maybe a turtle. Wondered if the sharks we’d seen were ‘nervous sharks’ – the most common variety in the bay, with a hilarious name that I hope matches their nature. Definitely worth a stop (better with binoculars).(photo : Eagle Bluff views)

Fueled the disco and our bellies three at the Outlander Roadhouse and debated a destination for the night. Aiming for Gnaraloo station, some 150km north of Carnarvon seemed ambitious, but we pressed on. (Kat would have liked a stop at Wooramel Station where there’s an artesian hot tub, but it really wasn’t far enough for the day’s travel).At Carnarvon we picked up a few groceries – Kat fed Roly on a bench in the small shopping centre while Sam shopped, and was gently approached by an older fellow who just wanted to let her know breastfeeding was a beautiful thing and a lovely connection between mum and baby. Suprisingly it was not as creepy as it sounds. Incidentally, Roly has taken a feed at lots of different roadside stops, cafes, shops, national parks and tourist sights this trip and no-one has ever batted an eye!

Popped into the Information Centre for some advice about nearby campsites. Strange and kind of lovely that in the internet age these are still a necessity. Particularly good in our use for ‘about town’ knowledge, and when internet is patchy so we can’t adequately research on the road. Kat particularly likes looking at the pamphlets, and returning ones we’ve used to the racks at a different but still geographically relevant centre. The human aspect is nice, especially when you’ve been out bush and only spoken to each other for a few days, and the facilities always well maintained.Topped up the water jerries at the free potable water tap on the way out of town, where a bloke rinsed down his car despite a sign clearly stating not to. We’re never sure if we should make comment to these people embarking on questionable behaviours. Are we bad global citizens if we turn a blind eye?

45 odd minutes later we could see the Quobba blowholes blowing on the horizon and given witching hour approached we figured it was as good as any a place to camp the night. Another camp ground with an on site volunteer caretaker, they did the rounds not long after we set up camp and set us back $11pp. The husband and wife team were enamoured with Roly, naturally.It was blowing a gale at this beach side spot, our first taste of the WA wind we’d read so much about on camping forums. At least it kept the flies at bay (although we have been very lucky on that front too). Sam, the camp culinary genius (and top cook at home too really) grilled the snapper fillet we’d picked up from Denham (the wholesale place has a retail window open on weekdays) and whipped up some chips and salad to accompany it, which we ate hastily to avoid it blowing away on us! Roly took a little bit to settle, but once asleep didn’t seem to mind at all that winds had the tent flapping at all angles all night!It was a restless night’s sleep, with the tent seeming it might take off ala The Wizard of Oz. The wind was still howling as the sun was rising so as soon as there was light enough we packed up (having put most of our stuff in the car the night before to stop the disco blowing over the dunes anyway) and hit the road.The sealed road ends at the Quobba blowholes, and should you take the dirt road beyond you really do head off the beaten track and into quite remote Outback Australia (although as east coasters it sounds strange to think of places along the water being remote). Unfortunately the trade off is that the road does not connect across the dunes to the north, so after a stay at Gnaraloo you’ve got to come out the way you came, nearly back to Carnarvon. The 75km was signposted 2WD accessible and only mildly couregated with a few rocky patches.(photo : road by cliffs, crossing road trains from mines)It took us a little over an hour, passing Quobba Station, Red Bluff and finally arriving at Three Mile Camp, the campground of Gnaraloo station. A sprawling ground, with rustic but perfectly adequate amenities and ocean views at every site, we set up, then went up to the small shop to pay our way. Shopkeep Mel and sidekick Peter the chocolate lab (who greeted us with whole body waggles) checked us in at $20pp and gave us the run down. The site also supports the Gnaraloo Wilderness Foundation, with its main project being the Gnaraloo Turtle Conservation Program, focused on protecting the population of Loggerhead Turtles that call the southern end of the Nigaloo Reef home. Main turtle spotting time is November to February they tell us, and apparently the group take on volunteer wilderness warriors around this time to protect the nests amongst the dunes and little hatchings making their way to the sea.(photos : Three Mile Camp) We took our time finalising the set up, with the wind hanging around but slowly settling. Had a late brekky of pancakes and set about exploring.First stop was Tombstones. A surfing Mecca named for the rock formations on the cliffs above the formidable waves. The parking lot was packed – surely not all these people came from Gnaraloo, some must make the day trip up. Took a walk along the cliffs and saw a turtle, along with a few brave souls catching some sizable waves. Girls in bikinis dotted the shore, and Kat felt out of place having selected a swimmer bottom that did not intentionally sit fair up one’s arse.(photos : gnarly gnaraloo) A rough rocky track followed the coast back to the Gnaraloo station gate, and we chased it along with spectacular views until an unfortunate bogging in an unexpected sand dune. Sam had just begun the recovery process, furiously shovelling copious soft sand from under the discos tyres, when four blokes in a Hilux came out the way we’d (almost) gone in and in no time had winched the old chap out of trouble. No fuss (or hint of judgement of the idiot youths in their estate vehicle) on their part, although Sam perhaps would have liked to have proven we could have gotten ourselves out. (Roly had elected this this time to demand a feed, rendering Kat useless to help, although perhaps keeping the baby quiet was the best help she could offer).We decided then that a swim was well overdue, so took the track back past the Gnaraloo Homestead to Gnaraloo Bay where the flies were horrendous but the water spectacular (even recommended by Lonely Planet as a pristine spot). Didn’t stay long (oh god the flies!), but grabbed an ice cream and took another dip back at camp in the Three Mile Lagoon where the snorkelling was phenomenal as the tide went out. Kat asserts she saw as many colourful tropical fish as she did at the Great Barrier Reef, although the coral at this tail end of Ningaloo Reef was not as spectacular.(photos : spoiled for snorkelling)

Weary after a poor sleep the night before and a big day, we couldn’t wait for the flies, the sun, and the baby to go down so we could gobble down an easy casserole dinner and get some early shut eye. Sadly, the zipper on the 30+ year old Oz Tent finally gave up the ghost on our return post snorkel, and after many an exhausted and frustrated attempt by each of us to mend it, we retired to a bed truly open to the elements

.It was sad to say goodbye to Three Mile Camp in the morning, it’s definitely a place you could set up for a few weeks and soak in the scenery. We backtracked to Carnarvon, figuring it our best chance at a rapid fix for the 30+ year old tent zipper. When phone service returned, we found Parkwood Upholstery, run by husband and wife team Dave and Lisa, and experts in tailor made swags. These kind folk sorted us out with a replacement zipper for the bargain price of $45, it only cost us an hour or so, and we had to take the tent off the poles ourselves (they’ve done it before and report it a divorce triggering task). We wrangled the tent loose, Roly was no help as per usual, and occupied ourselves with a lap of the main street (and a chat to the nice local pharmacist Ben, who had some good recommendations for Coral Bay).(photo : pulling apart a family heirloom, Roly supervising)

On the road again with a fully functional temporary home, we stopped on the way out of town at one of many orchard stores for some fruit and a mango iceblock. And learned that apparently the ‘lunch box banana’ is a Carnarvon creation – a smaller, sweeter variety of the handfruit. Stopped for a roadside feed where the flies were so thick that out of the car felt like walking in risotto

.Arrived in a very different Coral Bay to the one Sam remembers from 10yrs ago. Absolutely packed to the brim, it appeared to have 25x its core population. We got one of the last remaining campsites between two caravan parks, set up quickly and went to the pub. It was happy hour at Bill’s, so we enjoyed some local beers on tap (milk for Roly) and debated our whale shark tour options. Hastily booked one for tomorrow (fingers crossed the wind isn’t too bad!) then had dinner at the cafe/restaurant near Peoples Park (our home for the night) and packed a bag ready to hit the reef!

Quote of the day : “It’d blow the milk outta your tea” – Sam at Quobba blowholes, borrowing a phrase from a fella we’d met on the Nullarbor. It did, in fact, literally blow the head off Sam’s beer that night.

Conservation (noun) : prevention of wasteful use of a resource

Day : 17

Location : Bottle Bay, François Peron National Park, Malgana country

Kms travelled : 121

Dolphins seen : 6

Made the most of an early riser baby and were packed up by just after 7. Said farewell to the amazing campsite, and headed to Monkey Mia to see the dolphins.(photos : bye bye Coronation Beach)

Arrived just after 8:15, perfectly timed to join 20 other people at the waters edge to watch 4 dolphins with 2 calves come for a fish and a feed. The experience must get packed out in peak times, but our group seemed informal and small. We weren’t selected to feed a dolphin a fish, but we didn’t mind. Apparently they have around 11 regular dolphins coming to the beach for a free meal (and to fish of their own accord), and there have been four generations from two main families over the years.(photos : dolphin feeding time)

We splurged and had breakfast in the Monkey Mia resort restaurant (it was ok, nothing to write home about, except by putting this in the blog we kind of are writing home about it). Our $15pp park entry fee allowed us full use of resort facilities, so we made use of the laundry while we had a swim in the beautiful clear water. Roly was not a big fan.(photo : baby torture, just ask him)

While we’d attended the morning dolphin feeding session run by the resort and volunteers, we actually saw more of the dolphins, and got to watch them chase fish and teach the babies to hunt, just by being at waters edge for an hour or so. Unfortunately despite getting clear instructions on dolphin interaction on arrival, people continued to stay in the water amongst them as they hunted and tried to touch them! The resort staff did a pretty good job of asking people nicely to do the right thing, and offering some dolphin behaviour knowledge at the same time, but they can’t catch all the idiots on the beach! Monkey Mia is definitely one ‘touristy’ thing we would recommend doing (Sam in agreement, so it must be legit!).(photos : Monkey Mia beach scenes)

After our swim we headed back to Denham, via Little Lagoon which looked just like the pictures and had a few people enjoying its water with kayaks and SUPs. Drove through town in search of some locally caught fish for dinner but came up empty handed (should have asked the dolphins!) We did, however, see a mob of emus walking the suburban streets.(photos : locals)

So we headed off on the 4WD only track towards camp for the night. François Peron National Park, named for the 1800s French Zoologist who made some of the earliest recordings of wildlife and indigenous peoples on the peninsula. Our co-campers at Coronation Beach said Bottle Bay was spectacular and that was recommendation enough for us. Past Peron Homestead, where there’s an artesian water hot tub (how is that out here? I’ve not had time to research this) the road gets high clearance 4WD only, and we could see why! There’s a handy tyre let down (and up as you come out again) station, so we did as we were told and hit the couregated sandy trail.Glorious coarse red sand made up the road, and off to the sides was punctuated by bright green scrub and the occasional emu. It was rough going at times, good practice for our trip ahead, and we were surprised to find we had very few rattles clearly we’ve got the packing right.(photo : legit 4WD only trail)

We stopped for lunch and a flap about (Roly only) at Big Lagoon, where Sam chatted to some kids fishing and we watched the boats come and go.(photo : big lagoon)

After a period of driving on the clay pan, a stark difference to the sand, we arrived at Bottle Bay some 36km from park entry. Of the three camp areas, we chose the one marked ‘smaller sites, no generators’. Found another corker of a camp site, set up and put the washing out to dry.(photo : nappies nappies nappies)

Decided to make use of the afternoon with a drive along the beach to the iconic region of red cliffs abutting the blue ocean. Did not disappoint. Just as spectacular as the pictures, probably moreso in real life! The colours were even more vibrant in the afternoon sun. Took a short stroll on the beach before pressing on to Cape Peron where the waters become more treacherous and the sand somehow redder. Another quick walk along the start of the Wanamalu track (we didn’t do the fill 1.5km walk to Skipjack Point) led to more amazing scenery and views of an enormous flock of birds (cormorants?) hanging out by the water. Apparently they’re such good eating for the tiger sharks, where there are no cormorants there are sure to be tiger sharks!(photos : Bottle Bay)

Again we could see the neighbouring peninsula of Dirk Hartog Island across the bay. Only allowing 20 vehicles on at a time, and only accessible by a barge (at the bargain price of $460 return, car only), this is about as off the beaten track as you can get. Although there is a resort on the island that arranges its own transfers, we think we could see the lights from Goulet Bluff campsite. Our current audio book is “Girt” by David Hunt, a humerous history of Australia, and on our drive from Perth we heard all about the history of the namesake. So it goes that Dirk Hartog was a Dutch ship captain. He was the first European to see the Australian West Coast, landing in 1616 and marking his spot by nailing a pewter plate to a wooden post (at a place now known as Cape Inscription).

Back at camp we sat on the dunes and enjoyed wine and cheese (milk for Roly) at sunset, then cooked dinner with a happy chatty baby (keeps us on our toes this kid).(photos : camp life)

Come nightfall, hundreds of small crabs came out of the bush, making the walk to the loo a bit nerve wracking (incidentally, some of the cleanest and best maintained drop dunnies we’ve used). We could hear them frantically investigating every inch of our campsite overnight, and come morning could see their tracks literally everywhere. They’d also left us the gift of a cigar butt out front of the tent. Too kind.

Biodiversity (noun) : the variety of plant and animal life in the world or in a particular habitat, a high level of which is usually considered to be important and desirable

Day : 16

Location : Goulet Bluff, Malgana country

Kms travelled : 354

Woke to a beautiful pink sunrise and had a wee lie in with a happy chatty baby (a completely different baby to last night). Beat the caravans to pack up and leave the park and made our way along the coast to Kalbarri.Had a quick look at Pink Lake (this time it was actually pink, courtesy of the Dunaliella salina algae, which is harvested here for its beta-carotine pigment) and at the Grandstand rocks (where we took turns running down to the lookout so as not to abandon a sleeping baby in the car).(photo : Pink Lake, informative roadside signs, Grandstand)

At Kalbarri we had a coffee and a change&feed and admired yet another fantastic playground (for when you’re older Roly!) along with a well kept waterfront. Video called the Grandparents with a very chatty baby.(photos : waterfront, dads change nappies too at the Kalbarri info centre)

In the interest of time and acknowledging a baby can seriously cramp your style on a bushwalk, we drove the short route out of Kalbarri National Park, only stopping to admire the Murchison River from the Ross Graham Lookout and the rocky 700m walk down to the bank (a few people having a dip in the murky cold water!). If Kat had thought the flies before were diabolical, there’s no word to describe what they were here! Lots of amazing walks along the cliffs and in the national park from Kalbarri, with lots of instagrammable spots. Maybe next time.

(photos : Murchison river walk + flies)

Aiming for the Shark Bay area, we stopped for a fly-harassed change&feed on the side of the North West Coastal Highway and for fuel at the pom-populated Billabong Roadhouse. WikiCamps alerted us to this being the cheapest fuel nearby, so we filled up with diesel (and icecreams) and Roly made a friend in a 5 month old baby girl travelling to Exmouth with her parents. #babiesofbillabongroadhouse. Then we got outta there ASAP as it was packed to the brim with young Brits seeking powerades and chips.

Breezed past the Outlander Roadhouse (where diesel was nearly 10c/L dearer than at Billabong) and turned off onto Shark Bay Road. Made camp at Goulet Bluff (as recommended by WikiCamps). We suspect the scant signposting keeps the masses away, and it’s a pay before you camp and carry a chemical toilet campsite – both of which can be arranged at Denham, or you can call ahead to the ranger.

2km down a well maintained dirt road we found a stunningly still lagoon and a white shelly beach. The water was teaming with sea life – small fish, some stingrays and a school of little sharks (reef sharks maybe?) patrolling the shallows. The water was warm and clear, despite the beach being made up significantly of seaweed (interestingly, Shark Bay reportedly has 12 different species of sea grass).We were sharing the enormous campsite with only two caravans and nice young families, the dads of whom we watched fish (they caught a small shark, and it actually made us kind of sad to see the creature in a bucket!).

Took a short walk along the sandbar at sunset, and enjoyed our Esperance Lucky Bay beer with dinner – it felt like a special occasion.With a sleeping baby and the only light coming from the incredible constellations above we reflected on how lucky we are there are almost untouched places like this left for us to gently explore, and how lucky we are to have this time right now to do so.(photos : campsite scenes)

And a special hello to Great Nanna Gwenyth reading along online!

Apple Review

This review is brought to you by on the road snacking.

Sam has again chosen the Granny Smith. “Not as good as the other one, 2.7/5”. He has since done some research on the Granny Smith Apple. It is indeed an Australian-born variety, created when in the 19th century a lady actually called Granny Smith was baking and threw some Pink Lady scraps out the window because #composting #savetheplanet and it blended with a native variety and thus the handfruit we know and love was born.

Kat has selected the Kanzi. Purchased as a novelty and since seen everywhere (like when you buy a red car then see red cars everywhere). Small, sweet, inoffensive. A pleasant variety. 3.5/5.

North (noun) : the direction in which a compass needle normally points, towards the horizon on the left-hand side of a person facing east, or the part of the horizon lying in this direction

Day : 15

Location : Coronation Beach, Amangu country

Kms travelled : 500ish (forgot to track it!)

Bits of rubbish picked up in national parks today : 3 (not bad!)

It was suprisingly quick and easy to pack up the campsite despite having near completely emptied the disco over the past days. We had our usual on the road breakfast of porridge with banana and honey, and grabbed a coffee from the park cafe before hitting the road.

It’s not long out of Perth before multi-lane highways become tarred roads abutted by red dirt, green scrub, white sand dunes and the bluest sky. Full of fuel and water, and with no planned destination except North we followed road signs and the Lonely Planet guide for inspiration.

Our first stop for a walk, lunch and a change&feed was at The Pinacles. Even the discovery centre at the site reports that no-one is quite sure of the origins of these towering limestone pillars dotted across a strange golden moonscape and hidden in the scrub. Many theories are out there (read on on Wikipedia if it’s your thing), but in any case they draw heavy interest from tourists – and they do provide great photo fodder for the socials.

(photo : thanks for the pic random stranger, it’s going straight on the blog!)

(photo: the pinnacle voted most like a phallus, by us, mature adults and parents)

Interestingly the park does not have any rubbish bins, instead insisting funds are better spent on maintenance. Unfortunately it doesn’t stop degenerates from littering across the 1km walk amongst the pillars. It’s sad we thought picking up only 3 bits of trash on our exploration was good (it should be none! Leave only footprints etc etc!)

While track markers and conservative safety notices abound (take 3L of water for a 1.2km loop walk, seriously!?), it is still nice to wander among, up to and through the Pinacles, and it feels almost remote and directionless. There’s also an interesting driving loop that is tastefully and inconspicuously signposted.

(photos : a 1km walk does not take 45min in our experience, not pictured : Roly squarking at me while I have him a good lathering of sunscreen before this walk)

We had a lunch of leftovers while Roly had a flap about in the shade (#pantsoffatthepinnacles) and finally bought our WA National Parks Pass. Stopped again not far up the road to admire the stromatolites at Lake Thetis – colonies of cyanobacteria and the world’s oldest living organisms. These ones were about 3,500 years old, but fossils in the Pilbara reportedly date back 3,400 million years. They represent the eggs of the Rainbow Serpent in the lore of the local Yued Aboriginal people.

(photo : stromatolites)

At that point we decided that we’d try and make Geraldton, a big days drive but one we felt OK about after a few days out of the car. The little man didn’t make it quite that far before demanding a change&feed at Dongara, so stopped, and filled up the disco and the jerry cans in preparation for our exploration north. In Geraldton we did a lap of the newly refurbished foreshore and grabbed some groceries, not stretching ourselves much further as witching hour approached, but it did look like a place with lots of stuff happening, so we’ll have to add it to the ‘come back list’ too.

Arrived at Coronation Beach Campground (as seen on Station Hoppers) to an epic sunset over the water. Maintained by an onsite caretaker, with drop toilets and cubicles to BYO shower, the site is purported as a hub for kite surfers, but on our visit was stuffed full of grey nomads (maybe they like to kite surf too?).

Sam set up camp in record time and cooked a great camp curry while Kat settled the-saddest-baby-in-the-world™ from a comfy camp chair with a sunset view (life’s tough). After dinner the boys took a walk (the-saddest-baby-in-the-world™ continues…) before all settling to bed. We wonder if Roly will be able to sleep without the sound of waves crashing once this trip is done?

Stationary (adj.) : not moving or not intended to be moved

Day : 12, 13 & 14

Location : Perth, Whadjuk country

Kms travelled : 305 to get here, then mercifully very few

Items we now realise we could have left at home : at least 20

It was quite nice to wake up with 4 solid walls surrounding today, and as the disco remained packed haphazardly, the promise of a short day to Perth where we’d stay a few days and have time to regroup was exciting.

Our breakfast included toast, which was a real treat as it’s suprisingly difficult to make while camping (unless you have a small blowtorch, just ask Pa). Sam had a chat with George about great bushwalks, including the 963km Bibbulmun Track, George having walked it 6 times, most recently a big portion of it even though firmly in his 80s! Roly enjoyed a flap about on the couch and nearly achieved a roll from back to front (and made us realise we are not ready for a mobile baby!)

We wished George and Val well, and grabbed a locally roasted coffee at the Southern Roasting Co on our way out of town.

(photo : coffee central, boys waiting)

Driving through, we admired the old buildings at Bridgetown, some unusual scarecrow sculptures at Balingup and a significant apple theme to shops and signs at Donnybrook. Drive through coffee shops dotted the highway towns, and now having a baby that often slept in the car, Kat finally appreciated their value to society. We stopped for a quick change&feed with an ocean view in Bunbury.

In Perth, we set up in the Karrinyup Waters Resort (as recommended by Lauren) – a caravan park above and beyond, with cafe (soon to be licenced), two pools, a spa, a gym, three excellent playgrounds, a jumping pillow and sprawling surrounds with little lakes and lots of bird-life. We did the usual tasks – washing, unpacking and repacking, flapping about with no pants on (Roly only), etc.

Dinner was a healthy chicken salad, eaten piecemeal while Kat and Sam alternated who rocked and soothed a FOMO baby. It’s been a big week and a bit and he’s been such a champ we couldn’t begrudge him a bit of a grizzle.(photo : camp friends)

It was nice to get up the next day and not need to pack up camp! We had a day of catch ups planned, beginning with breakfast at the park cafe with Gucks, Lauren and Amelia, then coffee at another local establishment Little Sistos with Brooke (and bump!), and finally dinner at Rice Baby im Subiaco with Tiny and Georgie. In between we took ourselves to Fremantle for the Little Creatures Brewery, and Kat treated herself to a massage while the boys went to the West Australian Maritime Museum (where Roly promptly fell asleep, as would have Kat if she’d gone too).(photos : the set up and the pose as demonstrated at Little Creatures) (photo : Roly being a weirdo while Brooke nails the baby hold – sorry we’re rubbish people and didn’t get photos with our other catch ups today!)

Day 2 in Perth we had the disco booked in for a top up service (just to make sure the old chap is good to go for the road ahead) and we were similarly scheduled for a few catch ups. With Sam dropping the car off in expert hands at Tickel’s Discovery Automotive, Kat and Roly explored three separate modalities of Perth’s public transport. A bus took us to the train station which took us to the ferry which took us to breakfast. Roly loved the train, partly to stare out the window (not sure what he was looking at, he can only see like 1m in front of his face) and partly because he charmed the peak hour travellers. He had lovely chats with a smart looking business woman who was a mum of teenagers and a scruffy by comparison bloke with a 2 year old daughter. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, babys are THE BEST icebreaker. Come the ferry he was all tuckered out, so had a nap, missing the excellent view.(photo : snoozy city views)

We had breakfast with Nick at Mister Walker, great cafe / restaurant right on the ferry stop with amazing views back over to Perth cbd.(photo : smiles for Nick)

Took a wander by the river and up the Kokoda Track to Kings Park, then looped back to the city to see GAC (Great Aunty Cathy) for lunch at The Island Brew House on Elizabeth Quay.(photos : city views, weird dress code anti bikey rules at The Island, lunch with GAC)

Our trusty vehicle was ready for pick up by then, so we caught the train back out of the city to grab the old boy, who’d received a clean bill of health. Picked up some groceries too while we were out and about, then settled in for another suprisingly cold night at camp, hoping for a refreshing sleep and a renewed enthusiasm for the road.

(Sadly we ran out of time for a trip to Rottnest Island. Will have to come back when we’ve got a bit more time, some warmer weather and an older kid we could snorkel with or leave on the shore without a “back in 5min” sign or the fear an eagle may take him).